Anonymous asked: I think it's time for Tim to do some trolling. You know, to even the scales a bit.

I agree with that actually. Jay hasn’t seen me in lace yet.

… L-lace? 

Anonymous asked: Jay, why do I get the feeling that you purposefully say certain things just to make Tim blush. You are a troll. (don't ever stop. It's cute when Tim blushes)

You get that feeling because I am purposefully saying things to make Tim blush. It is cute and I don’t plan on ever stopping. 

You should see him blush when my hands wander. It’s amazing. So much better than being a little embarrassed. 

brokenseal asked: At least he is honest Tim, even if it is crude... wouldnt you prefer honesty?

Yes, actually. 

See, Seal’s got my back. Honesty. I’m good at that. 

You can’t lie. 

Not the point. 

brokenseal asked: For that matter.... what are you two to each other now???

I dunno bout little bird but I’m pretty sure this means we’re dating.

Really? You’re… you want that?

You don’t?

No, no I do, I do.

Good. Yeah, he’s mine. I’m his. Everyone else can back the fuck off. 

… I’m okay with this. 

brokenseal asked: So when you say yes, does that mean it will lead to the same events again? I mean, after all, Tim you are bound to get hit on again (just look at you) and if you always get out of those situations by going onto the dance floor with Jason... and dancing leads to being close and being close leads to Jason's apt.... will this happen more if you go out again? Or will you guys control yourselves?

That is most certainly the plan.

You are so crude

brokenseal asked: So all in all good night out huh? Ever going out to the club again????

Yes.

Maybe. I liked the people who worked there.

Yes. No arguments. As soon as possible. 

Anonymous asked: So, what ever happened when you went back to the manor?

We got yelled at for not answering our phones. 

Demon child went missing and Dick wanted help finding him. 

He doesn’t know at all, he was too busy freaking out about Damian to notice we weren’t home. 

brokenseal asked: All I have to say is good luck and dont take shit from no one, after all you both are adults right?

Thanks

We probably need that.

brokenseal asked: When do you guys plan on going back? And what do you think Alfred is going to say about all this???

Alfred knows all.

Alfred probably knew we were doing it before WE knew we were doing it. 

That doesn’t even make logical sense but you know what? Alfred could do that. He HAS that power. He’s like the Chuck Norris of Gotham.

You’re such a geek. 

We’re leaving now, by the way. We can’t put it off any longer. 

Anonymous asked: Tim baby, say it with me: "Dick Grayson– if you try and interfere with me and Jay one more time, you WILL REGRET IT. It is not your business and never has been now get OUT of our room". Jay, practice your menacing stare.

Dick Grayson– if you try and interfere with me and Jay one more time, you WILL REGRET IT. It is not your business and never has been now get OUT of our room.

Dick Grayson– if you try and interfere with me and Jay one more time, you WILL REGRET IT. It is not your business and never has been now get OUT of our room.

Dick Grayson– if you try and interfere with me and Jay one more time, you WILL REGRET IT. It is not your business and never has been now get OUT of our room.

Should I hold a gun?

No threatening him, we’re taking a stand not trying to make him attack us. 

Fair enough. Continue your chant babybird.